Wednesday, February 20, 2008

The Last Scolding

Killer Than Shwe was on his death bed and raised his head gently.

“ Ma Kyaing, are you there ?”

“Yes I am here. “, sobbing the answer came.

“ Mg Aye, are you there ?”. the Most Senior asked after a short pause.

“ Yes, I’m here” replied the second chief grim but with a hidden grin.

Again, “ Aung Thaung, are you here ? asked the dying chief.

“ Yes Sir, I am here Sir” replied USDA man.

And, Chief of Military Intelligent, Minister of Home Affairs, Tay Za and almost all of the top brass confirmed themselves that they all are there around the chief killer’s bed.

Suddenly, Senior General raised himself strenuously,

” Then who the hell is minding to crush and kill the peaceful demonstrators .
You idiots .”


Mgthant

copy from Jewish Jokes

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Thursday, February 7, 2008

Golden Colour Revolution

Dear brothers and sisters. 2008 is going to the year we get our freedom in Burma. We will keep fighting until victory is ours. We need your support in this struggle. You donation will be used to help our activists inside Burma and to strengthen our underground network. Please be aware that your donation will not be tax-deductible."

ညီအကို ေမာင္ႏွမအေပါင္းတို႔..၊ က်ေနာ္တို႔ အမိေျမလြတ္ေျမာက္ေရးအတြက္ .....
က်ေနာ္တို႔ ကေလးမိခင္ေတြလြတ္ေျမာက္ေရးအတြက္ .....
က်ေနာ္တို႔ကေလးသူငယ္ အဟာရျပည့္ျပည္၀၀စားေသာက္ႏုိင္ေရးအတြက္ .....
က်ေနာ္တို႔ ညီငယ္ညီမငယ္ေတြ ၿငိမ္းခ်မ္းစြာ ပညာသင္ၾကားႏုိင္ဖို႔အတြက္ .....
တိုင္းရင္းသား ညီေနာင္ေတြ အဖိႏွိပ္ခံဘ၀က လြတ္ေျမာက္ေရးအတြက္ .....
ေရႊ၀ါေရာင္ေတာ္လွန္ေရးကို ကူညီၾကပါ...။

ဓါးဓါးခ်င္း၊ လွံလွံခ်င္း စိန္ေခၚမွဳေတြကို ရင္ဆိုင္ၾကပါစို႔ .....
လက္႐ံုးဆန္႔တန္း ေတာ္လွန္ၾကပါစို႔ .....

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Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Elongated Thoughts (8)

NUON CHEA, the most senior and one of the surviving members of Cambodia’s Khmer Rouge, has appeared in court.

He is to be charged with war crimes and crimes against humanity, by a special tribunal .

Elongated Thought

Firstly, nobody can escape the long arms of law.

Secondly, he had have a legal team to defend ------- (not even imaginable during their reign of terror)

In a civilized and democratic environment, every body could enjoy the equal chances.

Fair and equal rights could be guaranteed to all , including dictators and tyrants, just only by democratic judiciary !

So, please don’t be afraid much, Mr. Butchers.

Mgthant

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Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Elongated Thoughts (7)

The advertisements of the " Free Funeral Services " Society had been banned printing in the local media in Burma .

That volunteer service, standing on public donations, is running with admirable successes quite a long time. Not only helping the poor and the needy but also for all strata of life, the reputation of that society becomes so great . The society is actively led by famous Actor Kyaw Thu .

During “ The September Saffron Revolution “, ( U ) Kyaw Thu & his colleagues had been offering alms to the demonstrating monks . As reprisal measure of the Junta, most of them were banned public appearances.

Elongated Thought

Nothing related to the good deeds of the said society, offering alms is just in his personal capacity. But now, the bad news hit us.

I could find no exact words or adjectives to label the junta’s act.

Prelude to express some indecent things, there is a Burmese saying , that “ please do not listen with your ears, but listen with the sole of feet “

The act of banning the advertisement of a volunteer service and that sort of news should not be worth to be heard even with the sole of our feet !!!

Mg Thant

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Sunday, January 27, 2008

Definition of Self

I am a destructive element !

To dethrone the devilish regime !

To demolish the systems of fascism !

To devitalize the cronies of demons !

To disclose the wickedness of the oppressors !

To denounce all efforts to enslave us further !

To discard the blindfolds on our faces !

To devastate the real causes which downgraded our country deep to the bottom !

And to destroy all the chains tied to our down-hearted people !

I am a destructive element but I am really proud to be so !!!!

mgthant

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Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Elongated Thoughts (6)

Mr.Gambari’s answer to Newsweek’s Patrick Falby on 28th Jan. issue : ---

“ As a matter of fact, each time I’ve had difficulty getting the visas, China has been very helpful

persuading the authorities to issue visas “

Elongated Thought

Mr. Gambari’s response had been triggering some questions for me !

(1) Couldn’t the junta be able to decide, by themselves, even to issue a visa for an eminent diplomat ?

(2) Was this answer meant the diplomatic version of “ I could get the visa on approval of China” ?

(3) Does “ persuading “ be synonymous with “ dictating “ ?

(4) Would it be too pessimistic to say , sooner or later, visas could be applied through

Chinese Embassies to enter in our sovereign country ?

I ,myself , have been trying hard to answer but I was overwhelmed by sadness and despair !

May I get some help from you ?

Mg Thant

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Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Elongated Thoughts (5)

Indonesia’s dictator-cum-president Suharto is now terminally ill.

Regional political dignitaries, as MM Lee of Singapore, Dr. Mahathir of Malaysia, & The Sultan of Brunei , are paying visits .

One question arises. If Chief of Butchers ,SG Than Shwe, was on the dead-bed, who else would come .

Elongated Thought

No worry at all.

The high level delegation from The Deepest Hell would come in order to escort him into their destiny.

And Ne Win & Soe Win would greet him with full military honour there.

Who else needs to worry !!

Mg Thant

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